How to discourage porch pirates without explosives

Yo, ho, ho, and a bottle of … whatever you ordered from Amazon. … It sat on your porch for a grand total of three minutes before a local porch pirate snagged it. Now that most post offices are once again delivering stuff, or will be, as soon as the backlog of mail is looked…

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